Bubble pollution

I’m writing this to voice my concerns over the pollution problem in town.

By pollution I mean bubble pollution.

On bank holiday Monday the bubble machine from a milkshake shop was in full flow.

Few may see this as a problem, and see my view petty. However myself and three others witnessed a driver, whom by no other means possible, found himself up on a kerb, nearly hitting a small child.

The reason you ask? Bubbles on his windscreen, wipers on full whack, distracted by this form of nuisance pollution! These bubbles must be burst.

I fear as the height of summer is approaching we could see a nasty accident, or worse.

Jane M Lomas, Sleights