High time for the Golden Eagles

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STOP FEEDING THE SEAGULLS!

STOP FEEDING THE SEAGULLS!

When we have a seagull problem so bad that someone suggested releasing Golden Eagles into the skies above Whitby. We really need to crack down on gully stuffing. If you’re going to feed them, then you need to put money into a town car wash fund for the locals please!

The amount of time I spend washing seagull chip crap off my car is appalling.

Not to mention the overwhelming self-pity when one offloads its vile muck all over your new shirt – and that painful smile you have to keep on your face when someone says ‘Put the lottery on quick, muck for luck’ ... when all you really want to do is knock their smug teeth out. I don’t really have much time for the beady eyed bin-eaters, or for the beady-eyed bin eaters that feed them, so let’s find and fine those feeders and use the money to bring back the ‘gullytine’! Let me know your suggestions for tackling the gulls. Contact me via the Gazette at editorial@whitbygazette.co.uk, marked ‘Colin’s Column’